Hello All,
Welcome to my first attempt at blogging about the lives of my husband, our son, our two dogs, six (sometimes more sometimes less) outside cats and myself.
Michael and I have been married for five and a half years. We've been together for 13 years. We have a son, "Stinky" or "Crankbutt," who will be 10 months old on November 4th. Our dogs are a 15 year old Jack Russell Terrier named Jackie a.k.a. Toulie and a 3 month old Chihuahua/Pomeranian mix named Pooka a.k.a. Poopbreath (because she eats cat poop and Toulie's poop). There are, at any given time, between four to six cats that live outside our house. I keep getting them fixed, but somehow, they keep reproducing and showing up under our shed.
I am a 31 year old stay at home mom. I was a substitute teacher for five years, but stopped that last Christmas when schools went on break and Stinky was supposed to be born. He decided to come late and I just never went back to subbing. I do coach middle school girls soccer in the spring and watch a friend's little boy during the week.
So... Michael and I decided I should start this blog last night as we were sitting in our basement drinking a few legal beverages (Stinky was sleeping) and narrating the conversation that we believed our dogs were having with each other and also after Stinky's endeavors last night.
Poopbreath, the chihuahua/pom mutt likes to play with old Toulie. Toulie, doesn't like to play, which only reinforces our statement of long ago that "Our dog does not want to be friends with you dog. Our dog wants to bite your dog's face." Toulie tolerates Poopbreath pretty well. Poopbreath harasses Toulie to no end by nibbling on her ears, biting her tail and hind legs, chewing on Toulie's beard and so on. Toulie only occasionally retaliates and makes Poopbreath yip. That all being said, Poopbreath was trying to get on the one chair in the basement that Toulie was sitting on last night. Toulie was all snuggled into the blankets that were on the chair (because she assumes all blankets are hers) and Poopbreath wanted to be up there with her. Well, after tugging and jumping and nipping and all the things that little puppies do to try and achieve their goals, she made it up in the chair and instantly started bothering Toulie. Knowing that Toulie would eventually retaliate, Poopbreath started sticking her butt in Toulie's face and twisting around to nip Toulie's face at the same time (she's an incredibly flexible dog). We started the narration... Poopbreath: "Please just smell my butt. You've never smelled my butt.... I just want you to want to smell my butt." Toulie; "Would you please just get your butt out of my face... I've smelled a lot of butts... once you smell one, you've smelled them all."
And so it went on.
Toulie eventually got off the chair and went upstairs. I, however, had closed the dutch door into the kitchen from the basement so that neither dog could be running around (or peeing/pooping) up there on their own. So, Poopbreath went up after her, forgetting that she doesn't know how to come down steps yet. Toulie came back down, got up on the chair and relaxed while Poopbreath sat at the top of the steps and fussed.
Stinky's endeavors last evening were only mildly interesting. When daddy gets home he usually takes Stinky upstairs with him while he changes. He brought him down and was playing with him (or attempting to), but Stinky was all over the place (he's almost 10 months old and has been walking for about a month). We let him roam pretty freely around the first floor. There are only two or three things we don't allow him to get into. One is the dog dishes, the other is the half round cabinet we have in the dining room (it's glass and has some smaller items in it). I was doing dishes while daddy played with him. But while I was attempting to do dishes, Stinky was getting into these two things. Daddy was sitting in on the living room floor watching him get into them and telling him no. I had to dry my hands off and go and remove him from these things. So, he was just into everything.
If you made it this far, let me know what you think. I enjoy writing and sharing our stories with family and friends.
Stinky dressed as a Skeleton today.
Stinky and Pooka aka Poopbreath

This is the reason why he gets nibbled on by Pooka.